***Pineapple Express – **$119/oz AAA**NEW**



65% Sativa/35% Indica


Effects: Creativity, Energizing, Euphoria, Focus

Medical: Chronic Pain, Depression, Fatigue, Loss of Appetite, Migraines, Nausea, Nightmares

Flavor: Citrus, Pine, Pineapple, Sweet, Tropical

Parent Strains: Trainwreck, Hawaiian

THC: 20%-23% Lab Tested


Bag Appeal 8.5/10

Taste 8.5/10

Aroma 8.5/10

Potency 8.5/10



Pineapple Express


65% Sativa/35% Indica

Choo-choo the sativa train is now entering the station with our brand new AAA sativa-dominant cannabis strain called “Pineapple Express”. Pineapple Express is a very famous sativa-dominant strain with a 65:35 sativa/indica ratio. This strain is quite popular and has achieved recognition thanks to the stoner film of the same name. This specific batch is a great example of a daytime sativa strain that is potent enough to get your laughing and giggly but won’t overwhelm you to the point of sending you straight to bed. It also offers a mild mind-numbing buzz effect along with a hazy/cloudy feeling that will leave you feeling happy and hungry for some afternoon munchies. The buds can be a bit more on the dry side, however don’t let that fool you, the buds are absolutely drenched in frosty white trichomes and the high will hit you very quickly after just a couple of puffs. Makes an excellent option for use in bongs and vapes.

Lab-tested THC results on this batch show a moderate range falling between 20-23%, which is still potent for a sativa, especially for a beginner or novice user. The bag-appeal is also very good for a lower-priced AAA sativa strain, the buds are mostly medium in size with tons of shiny crystals found throughout. The taste will be of a slight citrus/fruity pineapple overtone, with a heavy, foggy, smoke that builds up fast and can leave a trail of resin on your lips and fingers.  Medical users select this strain to deal with a variety of problems including stress, anxiety, and depression, along with many other health issues that need to be tackled during the daytime without having to fall asleep immediately. Recreational users can turn to this strain multiple times per day. Pineapple Express is calming and stimulating at the same time, not only will it heighten your senses, but you will also feel energized along with an improved mood. An increase in focus, awareness, and creativity can also be expected. Grab yourself a paintbrush, or a full list of household chores to get done and enjoy some of our brand new AAA sativa, Pineapple Express!

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